Monday, July 4, 2011

Episode 110: Brother, Can You Spare $2,500?

Rob loses the script for the week's show, and a bum finds it and holds it for ransom.

Money note: The $2,500 the bum sets as his ransom amount is about $18,000 in 2011 dollars.

Rob: “I stopped at the newsstand; I bought a paper and an orange drink and a Big Irving.”
Laura: “How’s your headache?”
Rob: “Well, I took a couple of aspirin. It’s all gone except for the pain.”
Rob: “Yeah? Dinner tonight? I don’t care, doesn’t make...roast, steak, chicken, anything, it doesn’t matter...fine, I don’t want to tie this line up!”
Buddy: “Hey, I’m expecting a call from my wife, too.”
Rob: “That was your wife. You’re having chicken tonight.”

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